Springer for Governor??? Now that’s just FUNNY

Yeah so…Jerry Springer. The king of raunch TV. Disgraced mayor of Cincinnati. For Governor. Yep, makes perfect sense…if you’re a complete moron or a democrat.

Springer was elected mayor of Cincinnati in 1971 but resigned in 1974 after a raid at a brothel in Kentucky revealed he’d written a check for prostitution services.

King Raunch has “met repeatedly with many Ohio Democrats and state power brokers.” Power brokers? Yeah, that worked out real well after Strickland bankrupted Ohio: “…former Gov. Ted Strickland had discussed possibly running with Springer.”

My side hurts. This is HILARIOUS.

The Business Insider is reporting that “Many said Springer, who sought the Democratic nomination for governor of Ohio in 1982 and remains active in state politics, could be a good fit for the current political climate.” And considering our bumper crop of dimwitted democrats in Ohio, again, this makes perfect sense.

But ya gotta love how they compare his nasty raunch with President Trump: “For one thing he has been out of Ohio politics for some time. But given the success of Trump, a candidate like Springer might be successful.” It’s one thing to go for the under dog, but quite another to go for sleaze and alt-stupid.

Nice try, but no. But this will be a very interesting election. I already feel like I need a bath.

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